cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

(Source: jonasbruhs, via heididb)


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tastefullyoffensive:

[bluechaircomics/via webtoons]

(via ruinedlipstickrumpledhair)


56,761 notes

tomhazeldine:

#me in class when i get the answer wrong

(via littletalksandlionhearts)


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dekutree:

me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: leos are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time

(via icanthelpthatimabitch)


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sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via confessionofobsession)


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rabioheab:

it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino 

(via confessionofobsession)


242,337 notes




supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

(Source: wurnbo, via confessionofobsession)


157,384 notes


(Source: fallencrows, via chizuyus)


3,653 notes

sawamura eijun, actual baseball idiot (~˘▾˘)~ 

(via chizuyus)


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haemus:

u kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u

(via butterfliesatthemailbox)


71,792 notes


fancymarquis:

some draws of genderbent swimmers


812 notes

a-song-of-impalas-and-salt:

Our lord and savior

cosmic-artsu:

clear sure knows how to pick up girls *wiggles eyebrows*

(via dmmdreconnect)


1,821 notes



hertzwhale:

"ah yes the MOST RARE invisibility cloak, used to thwart death himself and be utterly undetectable"

*harry sweats and remembers using it to spy on hagrid smoochin maxime*

(via meanwhile-outside-solaris)


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