I do, too! I finally, finally, learned how to swim, and now… it can’t end here!

(Source: seikis, via z-hard)


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alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

(via chrisynova)


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(Source: peetakmellark, via butterfliesatthemailbox)


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gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via thecumberlord)


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pixelflutter:

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

[/warbled demonic voice]IM NOT YOUR WAIFU, SHITLORRRDDD

(via emsandman)


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eluciidate:

pretending to be sober at convenience stores

(via maliahales)


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lightrup:

maybe university isn’t a good idea

maybe becoming a tree is a good idea

(via scaredstiles)


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(Source: inushige, via keiko-chan)


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tokyoghoul-uta:

tokyoghoul-uta:

the fact that tsukiyama is a college student fucks me up man like. wth. gourmet trash sitting in a humanities class, imagine that sucker taking a stressful exam and getting anxiety and muttering ‘calmato’ to himself like. tsukiyama doing college things amuses and weirds me out

I’m laughing so hard pretty much all the tags on the reblogs of this are variations of ‘holy shit he does look old tho’ and ‘fuck I forgot now I’m uncomfortable’

(Source: spoopyuta, via yaoi-is-ruining-my-life)


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mookie000:

looksaway
gingerhaze:

It’s a mystery!

I’ll leave the rest to you…

(via justnosense)


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xmens:

university: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship procrastinator. its four-year mission: to explore strange new last-minute study techniques, to seek out new ways to eat ramen and new excuses for paper-extensions, to boldly consume an amount of caffeine no man has consumed before.

(via butterfliesatthemailbox)


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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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(via confessionofobsession)


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