I do, too! I finally, finally, learned how to swim, and now… it can’t end here!
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow
[/warbled demonic voice]IM NOT YOUR WAIFU, SHITLORRRDDD
maybe university isn’t a good idea
maybe becoming a tree is a good idea
the fact that tsukiyama is a college student fucks me up man like. wth. gourmet trash sitting in a humanities class, imagine that sucker taking a stressful exam and getting anxiety and muttering ‘calmato’ to himself like. tsukiyama doing college things amuses and weirds me out
I’m laughing so hard pretty much all the tags on the reblogs of this are variations of ‘holy shit he does look old tho’ and ‘fuck I forgot now I’m uncomfortable’
university: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship procrastinator. its four-year mission: to explore strange new last-minute study techniques, to seek out new ways to eat ramen and new excuses for paper-extensions, to boldly consume an amount of caffeine no man has consumed before.