• Australian: making my way down town
  • Australian: walking fast
  • Magpie: aggressive bird noises
  • Australian: walking faster

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  • me: holy shit holy shit look at me. ive got all the right stuff in all the right places. i love my bo--
  • relative: lol u've gotten fatter please go on a diet! :-)
  • me:

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seventypercentethanol:

saturday youth; 6/4.

opinion of anime over time

  • pre-weeb: oh, those Japanese cartoon things! I saw an episode of sailor moon once
  • naruto phase: I love naruto!!!! Itadakimasu! *attempts to use chopsticks on instant ramen* jutsuuuuu! *does naruto run up tree, falls on ass*
  • the Full Weeb: IM REALLY KAWAII ANIME IS MY LIFE BAKA BAKA BAKA
  • post-naruto: naruto is so lame and overrated. anyone who likes is a baka. I watch the REAL anime, like vampire knight and soul eater. Desu
  • post-weeb: anime is for babies. I hate anime, fucking weeaboos need to stop clogging up this earth
  • accidentally finding an anime I like: it's just one, I'm not a weeb or anything. I just appreciate this ONE show regardless of the medium.
  • weeb-in-denial: I... I'm not a weeb... okay maybe I am. I'm so sorry. Gomen
  • post-weeb weeb: Y'ALL BITCHES BETTER CALL ME SENPAI

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  • Cashier: *dies at register*
  • Customer: are you open

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I am Groot.

(Source: kepnerrrd, via slimemeister)


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colleenclarkart:

Super quickly drawn doodle comic of a very important realization.

my-fandoms-hurt-me:

The one question we all want answered

(Source: angryblackman, via confessionofobsession)


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ahrise:

Ponyo on the cliff parody : NARUTO

(via nitrochiralboys)


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Nagisa, Rei, Rin, and me, we’re all worried about you. It’s because we all love you. Because we care about you… 

(Source: mochichou)


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otterly-sherlocked:

gallifreyansquid:

the greatest movie of all time

That one kid that just drops in the last one

(Source: karmyarmycaptain, via has-beens-and-the-addicts)


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koalatea:

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

(via break-outbreak-out)


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Yo, Haru. We’re going out. Hurry up and get ready. 

(Source: traumerrei, via miss-cigarettes)


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